I noticed I never put this up!
This was on Allspark.com for a while there- but I figure enough time has passed and I wanted to post this up here.
This is a little bit of fun I was having with some of the Tales of the Fallen characters; Flatline, specifically.
Flatline is an original character created by ~Mowry
(Chris Mowry), who wrote a few of the really awesome movieverse titles. Flatline made his debut in Tales of the Fallen #6: Arcee. He is a Decepticon medic who, in "Earth mode", would be a 60's(?) Hearse. I really want to do a full body(with Alt. Mode even!) render of this guy in Photoshop, but I'm too got-danged lazy and busy to do that anytime soon.
Anyway, he never came to Earth in TotF 6, so *markerguru
(Alex Milne) came up with this bad-ass Cybertronian mode for him. I really love Alex drew this guy- and I would love to see Alex and Chris collab on an Earth-mode of this guy and then shove it under Hasbro's door for them to consider making a toy out of--- I mean, a Decepticon medic that turns into a HEARSE!!! REALLY. Who wouldn't want that? I've suggested to the two many times before that he should have a coffin that converts into a gun or something. HUMAN ALLIANCE FLATLINE WITH ALICE PRETENDER THAT CAN FIT INSIDE COFFIN THAT TURNS INTO A GUN. Come on. That sounds awesome. Okay, just the coffin thing.
IT COULD HAPPEN.
What the hell was I talking about...? OH! RIGHT! It was 1952, and the T-Rex had me cornered on top of Mission Hill in Ontariotron, US-CAN. The moon had just been taken over by robots, so the tide was very electronic, and if I fell in, I would turn into one of the robot-beatnik zombiesaurs. It was looking bleak, but luckily, I was made of the right fist of Chuck Norris, the Left Fist of Hulk Hogan, the head of Mr. T, the right leg of Jackie Chan, the left leg of Brucelee, the torso of Jason David Frank, and the genitals of Keiran Lee. I had the style of Snoop Dog mixed with that of some bad-ass samurai. I was unstoppable!
...wait wait... was this 1952 or 1956? I forget- those were terrible times. The King Kong war was still raging, and Japan hadn't finished their fleet of Duckguin Mech. The Duckguins needed all the help they could get- and I was just the Norris T. Jabrufrank Lee to do it. I slammed my left and right fists together- creating the 80's, and the war was over. I wasn't heralded as a hero. That wasn't my place to stand. Instead, I was heralded as a hero. I got a sweet bike with shocks and pegs. Lucky. I flew towards the edges of space, to continue my training, and become the most bad-ass Saiyanpakto ever. I trained with the best- Quail Man and Quail Dog, Silver Skeeter, GoldWing, and Galactikamaru. Those were great times.
I remember this one time, in 1994, FDR was just creating the New Deal for McDonald's- it was a Big Mac with 15 beef patties, and a bucket of fries with a keg of coke. It was all for $4. FDR could do that kind of stuff. Do you know what FDR stands for? "Frikkin Dats Right". So anytime he'd say we were going to do something, "frikkin dats right". He was the one that stopped the NeoZombie wars of Beta 10 in the Altacron sector of the Snickers Bar Galaxy. You guys don't know this because you don't read your news. You should read your news. That kinda stuff is important. You can't read news on the internet, though- that's how they get you! You read the news on the internet and then they have your brainwave patterns. That's why it's necessary to still read it in print. THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL PEOPLE. THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER. YOU WIN SOME YOU LOSE SOME. BUY ONE GET ONE FREE.
But I've told you all too long of a story. You guys are crazy guys. Stop it. Just stop it. You're just trying to get my delicious TacoWay Subtaco. I would appreciate it if you would read these disclaimers instead:
Flatline created by and belongs to
Flatline Cybertronian design by
Transformers is the property of Hasbro/TakaraTomy.