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Santa Claus, o' what a sight,
To see him come on Christmas night.
Now smile all you boys and girls
Because Santa's here to give you toys
That whirl and twirl and buzz and snap!
Goody-me! I sat on his lap!
He's so happy and he's so great
Until the night he went insane.
Mrs. Claus left him cold
She found his body way too fat and old.
Now Santa's feeling so uncertain,
so lock the door and close the curtains.
Those merry days are gone again
as Santa eats the last of the children.

It's not Christmas, nor close to it-
but he'll come around any time of the year to do it.
To eat you is his only goal...
close the curtains and lock the doors.

: D MEEEEEWWWWYYYY KWIDDDDDMUSSSSHHHZZZ fwom' KWAAAAZZZZZYYYY Suuuuuuhntaaaaaaw!!!

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:iconpuppetofsock:
love it!

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I'm getting too old for new drugs...
:iconkiwifluff:
X3 abit early/late for santa to be waddling... but thats fantastic! X3

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:heart: chee :heart:
:iconpeppermintfool:
GWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MOREE!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
:iconmazokups:
Holy Crap! XD This is just what I needed!! Hooray for good-mood boosters! Wow... 4 words with "oo" in one sentence!
:icongrad-fool:
*hides* Thank god, santa doesn't come to us or I'll have to buy myself a bigger baseball bat :D (Big Grin)

I love this stuff. YESH!!
:iconvertigomesmerizer:
BWAHAHAHAH! that's how I pictured santa claus if he went insane and started eating little kids and babies! XD luv the expression and everything great job!

VertigoMesmerizer =^_^=

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Arthur: I think I'm going crazy!
Tick: Your not crazy Arthur, you're going sane in a crazy world!

--The Tick

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Rep.: Can you destroy the Earth?
Tick: Egad! I hope not! That's where I keep all my stuff!
:iconzeda:
VERY creepy, and reminiscent of Jhonen Vasquez. ^_^"

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-Zeda

:pointr: My Site: [link]
:icontvskyle:
Holy crap, dood! I'm faving the hell out of this thing!

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-TV's Kyle
Two Rs, Two Zs, Two As.
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:iconkyria:
.................OMFG. :rofl:

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"Love is in you. You look for love in people. [But] the only person love is really inside of is you."
--Chris Crocker

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