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Ooway fohd Suhndah Claudz by dyemooch Ooway fohd Suhndah Claudz by dyemooch
Santa Claus, o' what a sight,
To see him come on Christmas night.
Now smile all you boys and girls
Because Santa's here to give you toys
That whirl and twirl and buzz and snap!
Goody-me! I sat on his lap!
He's so happy and he's so great
Until the night he went insane.
Mrs. Claus left him cold
She found his body way too fat and old.
Now Santa's feeling so uncertain,
so lock the door and close the curtains.
Those merry days are gone again
as Santa eats the last of the children.

It's not Christmas, nor close to it-
but he'll come around any time of the year to do it.
To eat you is his only goal...
close the curtains and lock the doors.

: D MEEEEEWWWWYYYY KWIDDDDDMUSSSSHHHZZZ fwom' KWAAAAZZZZZYYYY Suuuuuuhntaaaaaaw!!!
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:iconpanifilth:
hahahahahahahaha :+fav:
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:iconarea666:
AREA666 Jul 8, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this! The eyes could burn through anything =D
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:icondyemooch:
dyemooch Jul 9, 2007  Professional Digital Artist
especially souls! : D!
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:iconkriticos:
Oh that rocks great job :clap:
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:iconcombatanm:
Do not worry Santa I'm comeing.

Thats a gutt buster.rofl
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:iconleuko-lechy:
That is such a sad story! I really love his glowing eyes. :3
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kyria Sep 1, 2003  Professional General Artist
.................OMFG. :rofl:
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:icontvskyle:
TVsKyle Aug 2, 2003  Professional Filmographer
Holy crap, dood! I'm faving the hell out of this thing!
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:iconzeda:
VERY creepy, and reminiscent of Jhonen Vasquez. ^_^"
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vertigomesmerizer May 9, 2003
BWAHAHAHAH! that's how I pictured santa claus if he went insane and started eating little kids and babies! XD luv the expression and everything great job!

VertigoMesmerizer =^_^=
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