Santa Claus, o' what a sight,
To see him come on Christmas night.
Now smile all you boys and girls
Because Santa's here to give you toys
That whirl and twirl and buzz and snap!
Goody-me! I sat on his lap!
He's so happy and he's so great
Until the night he went insane.
Mrs. Claus left him cold
She found his body way too fat and old.
Now Santa's feeling so uncertain,
so lock the door and close the curtains.
Those merry days are gone again
as Santa eats the last of the children.
It's not Christmas, nor close to it-
but he'll come around any time of the year to do it.
To eat you is his only goal...
close the curtains and lock the doors.
: D MEEEEEWWWWYYYY KWIDDDDDMUSSSSHHHZZZ fwom' KWAAAAZZZZZYYYY Suuuuuuhntaaaaaaw!!!